Look the other Way

I don't think I am going to get away with this much longer. I am what they call "expired." WAY expired. I only partially blame grandpa. The miser once told me that i could get "a free registration every twelve years" if i waited the month after it expired to renew (within the legal grace period).

I don't have twelve years, honey. I think i've risen above his expectations yet again. But in the meantime, if you guys are interested in donating to get this hoodlum legal, e-mail me. Because i got a ticket for it about 8 months ago, i need to pay that fee of $750 then get all the real stuff payed for -- like registration and smog check and such.

Maybe I'll take up jogging.