Get Your Hands Outta My Ass

This is a little poem i wrote several years ago when Texas courts re-affirmed the state's right to punish gay sex, but allow heterosexual butt-fuc*ing. Since then, the US Supreme Court struck down the Lawrence v. Texas descision. Enjoy.

Texas laws and Texas Courts:
Damn those sons of bitches.
They have their hands up my ass!
They've taken off my britches.

Rob and Bob can't share their love
But as Bettie's butt opens for Bill,
No one will look, no one cares -
No need for a trial or appeal.

And 'It's Constitutional," Justice says -
This discrimination.
To come into my home anytime
And punish anal penetration.

"Explain this to me, logically," I beg.
And the rhetoric begins to flow.
Such is how it will always be
When Republicans are in control.

A ruling here, a ruling there-
But even if the courts don't budge,
People from all walks of life
Will continue to pack the fudge.

Justices, can you hear me now?
I don't care if this sounds too crass.
The fact of the matter is you must
Keep your hands out of my goddamned ass!